Short People will Rule the World!
This is one of the most important things ever! Short people are going to rule the world. The un-sanes society has many short members. Anyways, when we rule the world the following shall be done
- You know the signs that hang down in hallways, well they are going to be at the height of tall peoples heads and will go right across the hallway and tall people will bump into them. Short people will just walk under the signs. Hallway lights will be turned off so people cant see the signs. Oh, and there's going to spikes at the bottom of them. The spikes will go into tall peoples heads.
- Only short people may purchase mattresses
- Turnstyles will be stacked so that a short person will go through the bottom one. Tall people can go through the top or bottom turnstyle but then they will be stuck and break their backs
You have been warned. Be short. Or tall. But I don't recomend being tall.
Trees
Plants are good. Trees are bad. Plants are like short people. Trees are like tall people.
