Welcome to IndescribableMeerkat! Our universe is full of strange things. This website is one of them. Please look at our website even though it really has nothing of value or worthwhile. I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur. Aren't meerkat wonderful? This website is an idea I got from a society I started with a friend, it was called the un-sanes society and we tried to get as many members as possible. But now there is a website for people to see our strangeness on! Yay!
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
When you type the words "I like" into google this is the first thing that comes up. This has given me so many ideas. one of which involves taping my thumbs to my hand. Unfortunately I think it may hurt when I remove the tape from my hands. i have tried doing many activities as a dinosaur though.
- Walking: A fairly simple task to carry out, but I found I was far more inclined to walk strangely
- Texting: It took both hands to take my phone out of my pocket, once I had it I had to text on a table and was very slow
- Eating: the relevance of this is that I eat with my hands, I found it very difficult to do as I had to use both hands and now my clothes need to be washed
- Reading: This depends, it wasn't so much the reading itself as holding the book, I wasnt able to hold it comfortably and I kept dropping the book
- Using a VCR: The VCR wasn't connected to anything and I didn't have a video but pressing the buttons was okay
- Looking like a normal person: Fail.
I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur
Fat people and turnstyles 
Fat people getting stuck in turnstyles is one of the funniest things ever! Its so amazingly great to watch! Turnstyles are fine for most people, except when they're broken, that can be embarassing. If you've ever got stuck in a broken turnstyle you'll know how embarassing it is. Or if you get stuck in a turnstyle because you were going through with someone else is also embarrassing. But fat people getting stuck in turnstyles is great!
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